Just imagine what you'll know tomorrow
1 hour ago with 102,352 notes — via tys-a-reindeer



surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you lieutenant, sergeant, general, commander. you’ll be my authority figure

4 hours ago with 16,589 notes — via broral, © surprisebitch
#you would get laid a lot



diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

7 hours ago with 265,981 notes — via broral, © awwww-cute



blue-obliviate:

seashelleyes-windysmile-julia:

Someone please tell me this isn’t true.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

I’m more concerned about the possibility of Tyler Oakley getting a GLAAD award tbh

blue-obliviate:

seashelleyes-windysmile-julia:

Someone please tell me this isn’t true.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

I’m more concerned about the possibility of Tyler Oakley getting a GLAAD award tbh

7 hours ago with 11 notes — via blue-obliviate, © seashelleyes-windysmile-julia



"Yeah so my mum opens the door and she’s like ‘Ahhhhh!’ and I’m like ‘I’m immortal!’"
— Simon Monroe, 2x05 (via incorrectinthefleshquotes)
7 hours ago with 53 notes — via blue-obliviate, © incorrectinthefleshquotes
#omfg lol #that is too far!



What the fuck is this and why am i not watching it?! 

What the fuck is this and why am i not watching it?! 

7 hours ago with 4 notes
#sexy beasts #bbc three #see its reasons like this that bbc three needs to stay on telly



lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

9 hours ago with 318,738 notes — via rockwells, © lame-waves
#i actually started crying from laughter #literal tears streaming down my face



epic-humor:

tilmynamesinlights:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE

X

9 hours ago with 35,400 notes — via sillura, © lizardmanlizardmanlizardman



9 hours ago with 107,718 notes — via jackhoward, © nutstradamus



digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

9 hours ago with 118,232 notes — via sir-yessir, © digg



9 hours ago with 396 notes — via sillura, © allisonargend



simonsjumpers:

raymukada:

simon monroe + text posts.

I

9 hours ago with 4,314 notes — via talktowater, © raymukada



bisexualmerlin:

ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

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9 hours ago with 3,741 notes — via derekstilinski, © bisexualmerlin



kissingcullens:

Steve Wilson
Steven Wilson
Steven Grant Wilson
S. Wilson
Mr. Wilson
Captain Wilson
Sam and Steve Wilson <3 <3
The Wilsons

Natasha: Hey, Steve, what are you working on?

Steve: (knocks over entire desk, papers fly everywhere)

9 hours ago with 1,716 notes — via derekstilinski, © kissingcullens
#okay so at first i was really confused #my dad is called Steven Wilson #and i was like -- why is he getting married to a Sam??



Sophie Turner and Pedro Pascal taking part in the Ice Bucket Challenge to help raise awareness for ALS.

9 hours ago with 20,166 notes — via coltnposey, © rubyredwisp